Well, they managed to slip a handful through my spam assassin filters,,,, Most of them have actually had some vaguely interesting stuff tagged onto the bottom.... The rest were literally just random characters
If they're going to keep this up I might have to bother reading some of my spam.... For comedy value if nothing else.
Stuff on the bottom of emails....
Perhaps believing in good design is like believing in God, it makes you an optimist.
I am a lie who always speaks the truth.
It is the fate of the great ones of this earth, to be apperciated only afetr they are gone.
I will instruct you and teach you in the way which you should go. I will counsel you with my eye upon you. [Psalm 25:12]
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys
began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the
opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'Kevin turned to his
younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed,
middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope has hearts
all over it. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to
the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out
1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a
divorce lawyer," the man replies.
It was at a five o'clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize
for his lateness."So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where is your
brother?""You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come, so we tossed up for it.""How nice! And so original, too! And you
won?""No," said the young man absently," I lost!"
Al Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famouse man. he was born
very poor on the East Side of New York City. he had little education. He
worked very hard and won great success.One day, as governor, he was visiting
the state prison at Sing Sing. Sing Sing is one of the largest prisons in
the United States. The head of the prison asked Mr. Smith to say something
to the prisoners. Mr. Smith had never spoken to this kind of audience
before. He did not know how to begin.Finally, he said, "My fellow
citizens..." Then he remembered that when a man goes to prison he is no
longer a citizen. he began again. "My fellow prisoners..." That did not
sound right, so he said: "Well, anyway, I'm glad to see so many of you here