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The good, the bad and the ugly.

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It can always be worse ....

    • Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    • Bad: It's triplets.
    • Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
    • Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    • Bad: She wants a divorce.
    • Ugly: She's a lawyer.
    • Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    • Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    • Ugly: So are you.
    • Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
    • Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    • Ugly: You're in them.
    • Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    • Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    • Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
    • Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    • Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    • Ugly: He looks better than you.
    • Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    • Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    • Ugly: With corrections.
    • Good: The postman's early.
    • Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    • Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
    • Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    • Bad: It's another man.
    • Ugly: He's your best friend.
    (not convinced this one's that bad but I'm pretty liberal these days.)
    • Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    • Bad: As a hooker.
    • Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    • Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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